A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Our Managing Director Ron McQuilter, pictured in his Glasgow Police uniform – aged 19 years.
GC = Glasgow Cop
LL = London Lawyer
GC ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
LL ‘What for?’
GC, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
LL ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
GC ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
LL ‘What’s the difference?’
GC ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, licence and registration, please!’
LL ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
GC ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says ‘Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?