A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!<\/p>\n
Our Managing Director Ron McQuilter, pictured in his Glasgow Police uniform – aged 19 years.<\/p>\n
GC = Glasgow Cop<\/p>\n
LL = London Lawyer<\/p>\n
GC ‘ Licence and registration, please.’<\/p>\n
LL ‘What for?’<\/p>\n
GC, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’<\/p>\n
LL ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’<\/p>\n
GC ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’<\/p>\n
LL ‘What’s the difference?’<\/p>\n
GC ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, licence and registration, please!’<\/p>\n
LL ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’<\/p>\n
GC ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’<\/p>\n
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.<\/p>\n
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says ‘Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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